What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird