A dead bird.
A groundhog
It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."
Reindeer are the ones that fly.
Because then they would be called Bagels!
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying