Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?