Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.