Because they can't even.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
you're an odd fellow
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
He forgot to pack his trunk.
Pee in a cup.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball