not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
They lost their reservations.
A Roamin' Catholic
White noise.
2.B or not 2.B
Mount Rushmore
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
IHOP
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Pit-bull in kids sandpit
Because he planned to blow up a plane.
Probably not a planned child.
Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)
A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac
The Samsung Note 7
Because 7 10 11
He has a no-trade Claus
None, they only screw playoff games.
The Flosberry Flop.
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .