There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
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the NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The NBA
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
None, they only screw playoff games.
The NBA.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Because they love to slam duck!
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He has a no-trade Claus
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Slav-The NBA
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
The NBA draft
The nba
Because they keep stealing all the green cards.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
You rocket.
A nigloo
A police shooting range.
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
XBOX JUAN
And why don't they want him to go
The 2016 Olympics.
removed
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Nothing, he'll shoot you.
He never changes his position.
Steven Hawking with a brake failure!