Nba Jokes

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

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You rocket.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

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Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

Hawk Jokes More Hawk Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!