Nba Jokes

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a bench full of white people?

The NBA.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web ?

A very very big spider !

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

Millionaire Jokes More Millionaire Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

Final Jokes More Final Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Nba Final Jokes More Nba Final Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.