There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
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Coffee Mug
the NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The NBA
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
None, they only screw playoff games.
The NBA.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Because they love to slam duck!
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He has a no-trade Claus
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Slav-The NBA
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
The NBA draft
The nba
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Because its delicious.
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
Because he always came in a little behind.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't.
HIGH-SIS
This
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Answer: The Pope!
You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.
A receding hare line!
Battle Royale with cheese.
