There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
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the NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The NBA
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
None, they only screw playoff games.
The NBA.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Because they love to slam duck!
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He has a no-trade Claus
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Slav-The NBA
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
The NBA draft
The nba
3.99 a minute.
On and on anon.
a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
A coincidence.
Steven Hawking
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
Because I shot its leg off.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Just Juan
We'll get on it next week
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Rink injustice!
