There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
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the NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The NBA
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
None, they only screw playoff games.
The NBA.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Because they love to slam duck!
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He has a no-trade Claus
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
Slav-The NBA
Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
The NBA draft
The nba
Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.
Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
They have no one to look up to.
Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.
Just one, but it takes three episodes.
Toby
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
Dad.
Your sole is mine!
An Edison
It had a SPOILER on it.
A down comforter.