There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
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the NBA
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
The NHL playoffs
The NBA
The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .
None, they only screw playoff games.
The NBA.
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
Because they love to slam duck!
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He has a no-trade Claus
not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7
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Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.
Hard work and dedication.
She likes it.
Denver Nuggets
The NBA draft
The nba
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
he didn't want to show up for the finals
He has no clutch.
He turns off his Xbox.
Because it is fiddly!
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
You take off their hats
The pope died a virgin
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
A receding hairline.
Prom
He took stEHreroids
None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
