What do you call a bench with white people?

the NBA

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Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs