What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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He was a little horse

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He can't run away from his responsibilities.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!