Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

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Whats a hoes idea?

A Thot.

Whats E.T.'s first name?

Yodela

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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

A: Lonely

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!