Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Whats a caged animal's favorite food?

Zoocchini

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Suffocate Jokes More Suffocate Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking