My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking
It takes four years to get an election.
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
Your uncle.
They are sitting on their lips!
Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.
A: First third and emergency.
Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.
Tape his mouth shut.
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
