Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ?

Aries a reason why I talk this way !

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Which positions does a violist use?

A: First third and emergency.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

Suffocate Jokes More Suffocate Jokes

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!