Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a potheads favorite vehicle?

The cannaBUS.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Suffocate Jokes More Suffocate Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking