How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking