How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what