How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what