How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation