How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Stupid Question Jokes More Stupid Question Jokes

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what