Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Because it'd Krampus style.
A drone
Wham, bam, thank you fam"
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Nothing
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
An erection and a place to put it.
Cause they can't stab them in the back
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
tickle its balls.
He can't get to 3rd base
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling
It was taped.
