Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

3rd Jokes More 3rd Jokes

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape