How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Cle Jokes More Cle Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.