He can only stick to himself.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!
Piece of cake.
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Wrap
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.