Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?

An independant !

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Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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Penicillin

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !