Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

a LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.