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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
He nuts and bolts
He nuts and bolts.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
He falls off
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A humpty-dumpty!
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
To boldly go where no man has been before !
a LepreKHAAAAAAN!
It just makes cents.
Wars end.
A menstrual bicycle.
a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!
They've only gotta invite one family
Build a house next to it.
Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..
A sawhorse!
Reddit already. Downvote.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
