Wham, bam, thank you fam"
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He nuts and bolts
He nuts and bolts.
a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..
He falls off
Plan C-ya.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
A matching one for the other side of the bed.
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A humpty-dumpty!
It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)
Good jab.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
River banks
Because Botswana have fun.
Nothing they were busy teens.
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being
Downvote it.
Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.
None because it's already lit fam
Omelette, fam
A sixth sense
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
