What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Night Stand Jokes More Night Stand Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts