What do robots do on a one night stand?

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

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What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

What do you do when your one night stand doesn't take Plan B?

Plan C-ya.

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What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.