What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

What is Santa's favorite band?

Slayer.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

M Jokes More M Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.