What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do a Yugo and a bath have in common?

You can't step out of them in public.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.