What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why was the Windows PC broke?

It ran out of cache.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's a magazine?

asked every guy under 30.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

Eye Contact Jokes More Eye Contact Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What do u call a bad jokester?

Matteo

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Lego Jokes More Lego Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...