What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call a seizure you have while mining?

An ore spasm.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.