What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What's Jay-z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

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What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!