What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.