What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.