What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.