What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?

Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.

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What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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