How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

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Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.