Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas?

For the Sallad

What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

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Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.