Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.