Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!