Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
For the Sallad
Shot in the head in Dallas.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Eventually the baby stops crying
He turns off the PlayStation.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
A spelling bee !
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish
Because they can't even...
Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
Ability to work under pressure.
He needed a place to crash.
now museum, now you don't
Michael Bae
They both can ruin a neighborhood.
It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood
Start shouting Jehovah.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
