Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
For the Sallad
Shot in the head in Dallas.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
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I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Eventually the baby stops crying
He turns off the PlayStation.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
A life time ban at the zoo
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
There's 20 of them
Kim Jong Un.
Nyetflix!
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister
instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.
Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)
His resurrection lasted more than four hours.
Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.
You haven't left your couch since 2011.
