Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
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Coffee Mug
For the Sallad
Shot in the head in Dallas.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
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I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Eventually the baby stops crying
He turns off the PlayStation.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
The Nintendo Wii-Tard
He was always out standing.
Benot B. Mandelbrot
Ebola
Don't they want to get better
Catch my drift
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
An icebreaker
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
He got too attached to his work.
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
