Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
For the Sallad
Shot in the head in Dallas.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Eventually the baby stops crying
He turns off the PlayStation.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
Because all proper tea is theft.
A bunch of offended Tumblrinas
Big holes in your garden
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Heinzenburg
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
Using the lords name in vanity
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because they only have Ebola!
Bola
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
Watch the second half.
Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
