Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
For the Sallad
Shot in the head in Dallas.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Eventually the baby stops crying
He turns off the PlayStation.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
28 29's
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.
I Duggar."
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
He's on route.
Carrion my wayward son
A bear faced lyre !
An elephant with an umbrella !
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
At least Ebola will finish me off
Ebolaf
