Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
For the Sallad
Shot in the head in Dallas.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
Because then Dallas would want one too.
The Dallas Cowboys
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.
Eventually the baby stops crying
He turns off the PlayStation.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Watch this!
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!
Because they can't even...
He does lots of bare-obics.
Gronkowski
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
Watch the second half.
