How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.