How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Dallas Jokes More Dallas Jokes

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes More Dallas Cowboys Fan Jokes

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying