What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden