What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ?

John.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

Li Yung