What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.