What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.