What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What are your two favourite times to party?

Daytime and night-time!

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.