What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

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Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.