Their peckers are on their heads.
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
He was chicken !
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.
He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
A barracuchi.
Fruit of the Womb