Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb