Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.