Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What goes on forever with no head?

A loveless marriage.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)