Their peckers are on their heads.
Chickenstocks
A rooster!
Soccer tee's
becuase his peckers on his head
You stay here. I'll go on a head.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Because their peckers are on their faces.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
A barracuchi.