Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.