Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

becuase his peckers on his head

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

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What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.