Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.