Depends.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
The Spanish Inquisition.
Depends
Nun
Fi-Do!
a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!