What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.