What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What do old people always keep in their back pocket?

Depends.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.