What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear?

A barracuchi.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.