What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

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Why do I tell jokes in elevators?

Because they're funny on many levels.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.