What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A salad shooter.

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.