What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

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What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.