How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss