How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss