How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.