What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

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How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.