What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ?

Apollogize !

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".