What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

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Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

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Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ?

Apollogize !

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".