Sun Jokes

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What do you call an orang-utan which has been in the sun for too long?

An OranguTAN!

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

tangerine

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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