Fam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

What do you call a Vietnamese wedding?

A Win-Win situation.

Chu Jokes More Chu Jokes

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.