Fam Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

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Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

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Omelette Jokes More Omelette Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Millennial Jokes More Millennial Jokes

How many millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, it's already lit fam.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure