What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.