What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

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2 years of marriage.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol