What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ?

Bolton braces !

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What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.