What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

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Nothing. You already told him twice.

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Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

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Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ?

Bolton braces !

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Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.