What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

Brace Jokes More Brace Jokes

Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ?

Bolton braces !

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Eye Patch Jokes More Eye Patch Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!