Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.