Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.