Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

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What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.