Names.
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She remembers them by their last names.
Names!
Names
Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.
Names! -Bo Burnham
Their last names.
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Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
Me: *names two of them*
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
Hot and Cold.
Ben/Anna!
She looked at their last names...
By abusing his names in other languages.
I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long
A: By their names.
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Beer in each hand!
Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.
Rudolph's red hose rain gear...
You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.
Dual air bags.
No sound at all, the D is silent
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
To get to the Other side
Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.
I'm udderly freezing!
Because they dress in lairs.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
I reply "Taxes."
Your mom
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
