What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

mitosis

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.