Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
A small medium at large.
Because then it would be a foot
Step up: transformers :v
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
Mitosis !"
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
