A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
Punch line in comments)
Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to
Reddit.
A:A refund.
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...