What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.