What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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What would you call a rock digger's mistake?

A miner infraction! From , posted by

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?

Even art majors deserve recognition

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.