What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.