What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill