What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.