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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Mackem Jokes More Mackem Jokes

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

End Jokes More End Jokes

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Hamlet Jokes More Hamlet Jokes

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco