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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Where is Macau located?

In MaFarm

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What did the blonde's right leg say to her left leg?

Nothing. They haven't met yet.