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What did Zack say after discovering his coward genes?

Zackrebleu!

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What did the Ukrainian Scientist receive after discovering the dangers of radiation?

A Chernobel Prize.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Mackem Jokes More Mackem Jokes

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Hyena Jokes More Hyena Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.