Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )