Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

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Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log