What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why did Mary Magdalen love Jesus?

Because he was hung like this

Wrinkly Jokes More Wrinkly Jokes

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"