What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

Wrinkly Jokes More Wrinkly Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'