Muhammad Achoo
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Mohammed Dali
A punchline.
Either your mum, your wife or you.
He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.
A pugilist!
The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D
The Thai fighter
Gaseous Clay
Boxer briefs!
Because they have developed very good punch quality.
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He couldn't take shots to the head.
It was a boxer!
Punjabi-ng.
In the ring.
A Doberman puncher!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
An ex-boxer.
Hit the sack.
because he is a Boxer
A punchline
He always throws the punch.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Because he is an x-boxer
A referee
The referee
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Making them.
Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Alkaline
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
I'll be back in a jiffy
The punchline
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
He wanted to speak in tungsten.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.