Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

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Slim to nun.

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They like to stay low-key.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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A dead bird.

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Pin its other hand to the ground.

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Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

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The punchline

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They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why do Catholics drink?

because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

Why was Mary's phone bill so high?

She was a roamin' catholic.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit