Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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Nun!

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The punchline.

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Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit