Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

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What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

A roamin' numeral.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit