What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!