What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.