What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.