What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is