What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.