What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

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What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend