Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.