Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Blonde Woman Jokes More Blonde Woman Jokes

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .