Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.