Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

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What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most?

Pupperoni

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.