How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.