Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.