Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

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What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.