Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

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What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

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What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.