Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal