Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie