Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.