Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

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How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus